"Pat" said she,
"What?" said he,
"Tell me the truth" said she.
"What do you think is the best fraternity?"
"Oh!" said he, "That's easy, easy to see" said he,
"Nobody's finer than KKG!"
Oh Kappa Kappa Kappa Gamma
I'm so happy that I am a
Kappa Kappa Kappa Gamma
Nobody knows how happy I am!